WHY AFRICAN COUPLES ARE NOT ROMANTIC

Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising

kids and ageing together till death comes.

1. Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when

they receive good news.

2. The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth only when

she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.

3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the

door is faulty.

4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife's

neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again

till the next fever.

5. The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she

is in labour.

6. if you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are

romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to

vanish.

7. Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are

hospitalized.

8. The only time they race together is when there is danger

and everyone is running.

9. The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to

go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat

their child or got their daughter pregnant.

10. The only time they bath together is when both are late for

work.

11. The only time a wife looks closely to her husband's eyes is

when he complains of dirt in his eyes.

Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being

controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours.